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"Beyonce, I know it's not easy being beautiful."

So, Cam wants Beyonce, well Lady Jane DJ says, "That's funny". LOL! ... LOL! ... LOL! ... LOL! ... LOL! I need some air! LOL! ... LOL! ... LOL!

Excerpt:"Friday Fire: Cam Texting Beyonce, LL-Lupe-50 Alliance And More
Friday - April 28, 2006

I'm not your fireman, I'm the Fire, maan. Let me handle this Fire, damn. Yessir, I had to recycle that line by popular demand. It's your boy W-W-W. because I have a way with words period and I'm back at, ready, willing and able to shut down April strong. You know what this is...the reigning hip-hop live wire...The Friday Fire.

I think Cam'ron catching pedophiles on DVD is entertaining, as well as simply a good deed. Months ago, "Dateline" aired this special in which they hired a staff to act as underage children on the Internet to lure grown adult men to their homes. However, when the grown ass pedophile men would arrive, they would find the damn-near entire "Dateline" crew waiting for them, with the police closely behind. Now the twist Killa put on it is, instead of "Dateline," the Harlemite and his manager would be waiting for these sick pedophiles. Cam is probably going to be brutal on these dudes and honestly, that serves them right.

In related Cam news, the New York Daily News reported Thursday that Killa has been text-messaging Beyonce "like crazy." I bet I know what he's writing to her if the report is indeed true:

"Baby girl you gonna touch it or not?"

"I ain't no sucka, mama. Come on, f--- the drama, pet kiss it then, a little puckerama."

"I'm so active, you being so drastic. I got something for your face, not Proactiv."

Killa Season does drop May 16, which means Cam only has a few moreweeks to pull enough stunts to make Jay-Z respond. Not happening, Cam. Hov is too smart. If anything, Hov will wait till all the hype for Killa Season dies down and then he'll address Cam. ..."

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