Paris Hilton In Hip Hop?
Note to Paris Hilton: Before you do another magazine cover, record cover or any type of promotional material for yourself, please buy yourself a BODY, yes Lady Jane DJ said a Body. Get a nice back side and front side. I'm rather surprised You haven't already bought one for yourself after all the types of "video", shows and pictures you've been in. If your going to play a sexy role then get the body for it. - LJDJ
Excerpt:"Paris Hilton to Release Reggae/Hip Hop Album"
Pete Blackwell - May 31, 2006
And I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine. And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth beast say, "Paris Hilton Plans Reggae, Hip Hop Album."
Millenialists, biblical numerologists, and assorted whackjobs are looking to June 6, 2006 (6/6/06) with a mix of anticipation and trepidation, hoping for and/or fearing the End of the World. Well, they're not looking for the right kind of signs. Paris Hilton's forthcoming reggae/hip hop album is the clearest indication we've had yet that God's wrath is upon us. What's worse, the album is said to include a cover version of "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?" by Rod Stewart (one of the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse, by the way). Adding insult to mortal (and quite possibly immortal) injury, "Hilton said she wrote the lyrics to seven of her songs." Seven songs … seven seals. Anybody?

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